Helicopters, Cattle, and Neapolitan Ice Cream Tricia Lott Williford November 25, 2016 No Comments Snippets of dialogue at our Thanksgiving table. Characters: Me, Peter, Tucker, Tyler, my Mom, and my Dad. (But characters are… Read more
The Dumbest Way to Lose Five Bucks Tricia Lott Williford October 5, 2016 No Comments I’m on the east coast this week for our annual pilgrimage to Atlanta for the Catalyst Leadership conference. It’s the… Read more
Uniforms are not Costumes. Tricia Lott Williford September 1, 2016 1 Comment We were riding in the car and I decided to maximize our time by holding a little family meeting to… Read more
The Good News is… There’s a Book! Tricia Lott Williford August 9, 2016 5 Comments I have good news and I have bad news. And the bad news isn’t really very bad news unless you… Read more
Mommy’s Handcuffs and Whipped Cream Tricia Lott Williford May 26, 2016 4 Comments We’re walking through SuperTarget when I realize Tyler is carrying a pair of handcuffs. “Dude, what in the world? Put… Read more
In Search of Perfect: I Do Gross Things Tricia Lott Williford May 24, 2016 10 Comments So I have a ridiculous story for you, but I can’t tell you any details or kind people will lose… Read more
The Legend of the Dollar Bet Tricia Lott Williford March 7, 2016 1 Comment Dollar Bet: n. an act of daring another person to do something mildly ridiculous but not illegal, thereby attracting attention and… Read more
How To Get Your Girlfriend to Watch Football With You Tricia Lott Williford February 9, 2016 5 Comments History unfolded on so many levels on Sunday night: the Broncos won SuperBowl 50, and I watched the game. Greater… Read more
Apple Dumplings and Good Intentions Tricia Lott Williford February 3, 2016 No Comments I’m not known for being totally prepared for many things (or any things), so you can imagine my delight when… Read more
Dinner Games, Fortune Cookies, and Ridiculosity Tricia Lott Williford January 19, 2016 1 Comment “Let’s play The List Game. Category: Muppets.” “Mom, you always pick that category.” “It’s because it’s the best one. Go.”… Read more
I Didn’t Mean To Say That. On the Radio. Live. Tricia Lott Williford September 16, 2015 2 Comments The thing about live radio is that there isn’t an option to edit your own words. What you don’t filter… Read more
Pinterest Fail: How I Nearly Ruined My Son’s Birthday Party Tricia Lott Williford September 8, 2015 No Comments I very nearly ruined my son’s birthday party with my own grand ideas and a game I found on Pinterest.… Read more
Hopalong Cassidy and Sir Embarrassed Tricia Lott Williford August 19, 2015 No Comments Let me tell you one thing I know for sure, a nugget of foundational truth that will never change: Nothing… Read more
A Happy Birthday Welcome to the Number 36 Tricia Lott Williford July 24, 2015 3 Comments Good morning, 36. This might be the happiest greeting you’ve ever received, you happy little even number on the upside… Read more
If Real Life Had Thought Bubbles Tricia Lott Williford July 20, 2015 2 Comments Here’s a little exercise to bring you right into the action with me on this one. Reach down to the… Read more
Raise Your Hand if You Lost a Wheelchair Today Tricia Lott Williford July 13, 2015 No Comments I can really only think of one way in which it would be feasible to lose a wheelchair. Perhaps if… Read more
O, Fairy Godmother of Hair Products Tricia Lott Williford June 26, 2015 2 Comments O, fairy godmother of hair products, wherefore art thou? Can’t you see that all my serums have run dry? How… Read more
Chicken Caesar Salad and the Entitled Bride Tricia Lott Williford May 12, 2015 5 Comments I ordered a Chicken Caesar Salad. There was so much chicken in it, really more than I needed. I found… Read more
Outhouse v. Pork-a-Potty: Who Can Win Tricia Lott Williford March 9, 2015 1 Comment We live in a perpetual loop of the Shrek Musical at my house. Tyler is particularly expert at impersonating Pinocchio,… Read more
What Should I Avoid While Taking Ambien? Tricia Lott Williford March 3, 2015 7 Comments Ambien may impair your thinking or reactions. You may still feel sleepy the morning after taking this medicine, especially if… Read more
