O, fairy godmother of hair products, wherefore art thou? Can't you see that all my serums have run dry? How could you abandon me in my hour of need?
I had no choice but to use "Ollie Orange" 3-in-1 Tear-Free Shampoo-and-Conditioner-Body-Wash on my hair this morning.
No lather at all.
But, on the ups, no tears either.
At least we're not yet in the life stage where I would have to borrow Axe body wash to get the job done. That's a whole different kind of desperation.