Right there at Eye Level Tricia Lott Williford August 18, 2014 2 Comments My guys encountered a Speedo for the first time today. Yes, my young gentlemen, it is a giggling matter. And… Read more
Nonsense at the DMV: This Seriously Happened. Tricia Lott Williford August 15, 2014 3 Comments Well, I officially have my brand new driver’s license in hand, which prompts me to tell you the absurd story… Read more
Diet Coke: It’s Become a Love Affair Tricia Lott Williford August 12, 2014 5 Comments “I’ll have a large diet Coke, please.” “I’m sorry, ma’am, but we are all out of diet Coke.” “No. This… Read more
A Bouquet of Freshly Sharpened Pencils Tricia Lott Williford July 31, 2014 3 Comments It’s the most wonderful time of the year: Shopping for School Supplies. I get all fluttery just reading the list.… Read more
Socked Feet Tricia Lott Williford July 11, 2014 No Comments “Mommy, I like to wear your socks. They’re so much softer than mine.” “Well, that’s because I don’t skateboard in… Read more
“Every Two Hours” Tricia Lott Williford July 6, 2014 2 Comments The boys acquired a betta fish from a girl in the neighborhood. They named him Grumpy Tom Simpson. He arrived… Read more
Did You Manhandle a Bird Carcass Today? In Your Home? What? No? Tricia Lott Williford July 3, 2014 3 Comments There was a dead bird on my living room floor. You guys. I cannot make this stuff up. Tuck discovered… Read more
Fourteen Miles of Twizzlers Tricia Lott Williford May 28, 2014 No Comments We spent our first afternoon at the pool, which always makes me happy with the sheer exhaustion of it all.… Read more
‘Been’ is not a Filler Word. Tricia Lott Williford April 21, 2014 5 Comments “Well, ma’am, did she just book it or did she been booked it?” I promise you, I had no idea… Read more
The Chatty Pilot Tricia Lott Williford April 19, 2014 No Comments The pilot welcomed us as we boarded the plane, which isn’t something that has always happened on the flights I’ve… Read more
Um, thanks? Tricia Lott Williford April 11, 2014 1 Comment “Tricia! I just noticed you’re working over there! I didn’t recognize you right away. I think I was thrown off… Read more
That’s What She Said. Tricia Lott Williford April 4, 2014 4 Comments Driving along in the car with my mom. She’s driving. I’m in the front passenger’s seat. It’s a warm spring… Read more
That’s How You Know I’m Irish Tricia Lott Williford March 17, 2014 1 Comment “So when someone asks you today if you are Irish, what will you say?” “I will say, yes, and my… Read more
I Threw Up On My Shoes Tricia Lott Williford February 28, 2014 8 Comments I threw up on my shoes. I threw up on my shoes behind a bush on the sidewalk at the… Read more
Quick! List all the Rocks You Know! (??) Tricia Lott Williford February 17, 2014 No Comments I’ve started a new dinner conversation game, all in an effort to pry technology out of little addicted hands.… Read more
Chaperones Required; Goodie Bags Optional. Tricia Lott Williford February 11, 2014 2 Comments Here’s the thing: I’ll take responsibility for not investigating the details of the birthday party to the extent that I… Read more
Guaranteed Leftovers Tricia Lott Williford February 5, 2014 4 Comments In the endless quest to create memorable from the mundane, we changed up our breakfast routine since the school day… Read more
Let’s Call Her “The Dentist.” Tricia Lott Williford February 4, 2014 2 Comments There are certain regular exams we undergo: teeth cleanings, physicals, eye checks. There are some appointments that we girls have… Read more
There are dog owners, and then there are Pet Parents. Tricia Lott Williford January 22, 2014 2 Comments Murphy (the pooping puppy formerly known as Max) stayed at a Pet Hotel recently while I traveled to a place… Read more
Neither Pam Beasley nor Queen Latifah Tricia Lott Williford January 21, 2014 5 Comments I came to terms with the fact that I needed to hire an assistant. And that sentence still feels so… Read more
