Appropriate Apparel Tricia Lott Williford January 11, 2013 5 Comments “Tricia, you’re sitting at the table with your winter coat on.” “I know. I love this coat.” “Then I’m thankful… Read more
How You Know I’m a Grown Up Tricia Lott Williford January 8, 2013 1 Comment I’ve decided to buy a warm coat. That’s how you know I’m a grown up. It’s lovely, long, down-filled, and… Read more
Something Borrowed Tricia Lott Williford January 7, 2013 2 Comments The following statements may or may not be true. I am wearing the necklace that Tuck chose for my mom… Read more
Donuts and Coffee Tricia Lott Williford January 5, 2013 5 Comments I indulge in a visit to the bakery most mornings during the week. One Sugar Raised Donut, thank you. We’re… Read more
Pandora’s Box Tricia Lott Williford December 24, 2012 2 Comments The apps on my iPad are in large part ‘Kids Entertainment.’ Or, also known as, ‘Coparenting with Technology.’ Perhaps you… Read more
Genuine Expertise Tricia Lott Williford December 22, 2012 5 Comments “Why are zombies so scary looking?” “Because they are made-up characters in a story, and the illustrator chose to draw… Read more
No need to Clarify Tricia Lott Williford December 7, 2012 4 Comments Conversation in the car: The difference between “boobies and nibbles.” I think I’ll just let this one play out. Read more
Contagious Tricia Lott Williford December 7, 2012 6 Comments My boys were playing, imagining, chasing, tagging, and giggling. Another family entered the scene, and my kids swept their kids… Read more
Sarcastic Pants Tricia Lott Williford December 4, 2012 3 Comments “Names are always funnier when you add the word pants to the end.” ~ Junie B. Jones I concur, Junie… Read more
For Seriously Tricia Lott Williford November 30, 2012 No Comments “Tricia, when I worked with you, you seemed so fastidious. I had no idea you are so, so… like me.”… Read more
Freaking AutoCorrect Tricia Lott Williford November 29, 2012 12 Comments I’m texting with a client, who’s really more of a friend, since we have known each other since high school. … Read more
Senseless Silly Tricia Lott Williford November 17, 2012 No Comments I took the boys to see The Fresh Beat Band on the Nickelodeon tour through Denver. Let’s just begin by… Read more
Wedding Crashers Tricia Lott Williford November 15, 2012 2 Comments We arrived at the anniversary party just after the stretch limousine carrying the guests of honor (and their children and… Read more
After You Tricia Lott Williford November 5, 2012 No Comments I just learned that it was once considered common courtesy for a man to stay on the line until the… Read more
Like My Mom Always Says Tricia Lott Williford October 28, 2012 1 Comment Weather changes are tricky for twitchy lungs. Bring on the cold; bring on the breathing treatments. Nothing to worry about… Read more
“Hey, little lady…” Tricia Lott Williford October 12, 2012 7 Comments “You’re a writer?! I’m a reader! We should get together sometime!” (Ah. We’re both literate. We have the world in… Read more
Named v. Unnamed Tricia Lott Williford September 19, 2012 1 Comment USA Today reported findings from a recent study: Cows that are named can produce as much as eight more gallons… Read more
Eyelashes Tricia Lott Williford September 8, 2012 2 Comments So, I decided to up the ante for the wedding: I wore false eyelashes. I had heard they’ll give you… Read more
Delusional Chicken Tricia Lott Williford September 5, 2012 6 Comments I discovered a few weeks ago that I do a charming – most accurate, if I do say so- impersonation… Read more
Slapjack Bookmark Tricia Lott Williford September 1, 2012 3 Comments “We will need to take a closer look at this, ma’am,” says Miss Airport Security. Of course you will. You… Read more
