December 4, 2012

Sarcastic Pants

"Names are always funnier when you add the word pants to the end." ~ Junie B. Jones

I concur, Junie B.

These are some of my favorites:

"Oh, is that right, Mr. Sarcastic Pants?"

"I think you need a nap, Little Miss Cranky Pants."

"Hold your horses there, Mr. Impatient Pants."

"I like to call him Hot Pants!"

"Well, I like to call her Fancy Pants."

"Hey there, Mr. Short Pants."

And about anyone grouchy, I might say, "Whatever. He's being a Mr. poopy pants."

It just never gets old. Never.

3 comments on “Sarcastic Pants”

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