"You're a writer?! I'm a reader! We should get together sometime!"
(Ah. We're both literate. We have the world in common.)
"You're from Ohio?! I'm from Illinois!! What are the odds?!"
(We're almost neighbors, or we were when we lived in neighboring states.)
I don't mean to be sardonic, sarcastic, insensitive or anything else that this might seem. It takes serious courage to ask a girl out. I respect that.
I do.
But those are stupid pickup lines.
These are the kinds of people you remember for when you venture into more fiction
Awwww, sounds kinda charming to me... but I married a cheezy charmer, so...
Maybe that means he has not had much practice of picking up ladies.
"Hey, little lady..."
"Hey, big buffoon..."
Never mind that little state of Indiana...
Oh, right. There's that, Rich. 🙂
"Hey, little lady, how's your geography?"
haha but you've got it going on Tricia!