Pinterest and Pornography Tricia Lott Williford August 13, 2013 3 Comments “Pinterest is to Women what Pornography is to Men.” When I first heard someone say this, I was shocked and… Read more
Deposition Tricia Lott Williford August 6, 2013 3 Comments He is a master of blame. It was my fault when he couldn’t eat all of his noodles. It… Read more
A Word to Spammers Tricia Lott Williford July 27, 2013 4 Comments Oh, spammers. How clever you think you are. These are the comments I’ve received in the last week or so.… Read more
Just a Little Bit Odd Tricia Lott Williford July 26, 2013 No Comments No air conditioning. That makes two places I’ve been so far without air conditioning, since my hotel didn’t either. And… Read more
Just In Case Tricia Lott Williford July 16, 2013 No Comments You know that faithful caution that’s outside elevators? In case of fire, use stairs. When I was a little girl,… Read more
Airline Ash Trays and Pink Chinos Tricia Lott Williford July 5, 2013 1 Comment A young family sat in front of me on the plane. The dad sat across the aisle from his wife… Read more
I Shall Do No Such Thing. Tricia Lott Williford June 30, 2013 No Comments “Mommy, look at this little dead bird! You should take a picture of it so you can put it on… Read more
Seavers, Micellis, and my GPS Tricia Lott Williford June 22, 2013 2 Comments “Mom, I named our GPS. Her name is Carol Seaver.” “Carol? Really?” “Yes.” “Why not Ramona? Or Trudy? Or Jennifer?”… Read more
Get What You Pay For Tricia Lott Williford June 19, 2013 2 Comments Every once in a while, I splurge on a razor that costs more than $0.99. And then I think,… Read more
Amazon One-Click: Me. Tricia Lott Williford June 17, 2013 15 Comments I realize this seems like “For a good time, click here.” But seriously. This is kind of a big deal.… Read more
Semantics Tricia Lott Williford June 13, 2013 1 Comment “Where are we going? Carlsback or Carlsbad?” “Ha! Did you just say Carl’s Back?” “Oh, like Carlsbad is any better.”… Read more
Twice in Three Days Tricia Lott Williford June 5, 2013 5 Comments I fell down the steps on Saturday. Just the last two steps. I wasn’t paying attention to which step I… Read more
Good as New Tricia Lott Williford May 25, 2013 No Comments In our quest to become a bike riding family, I took our bikes in for a tune up. The tattooed… Read more
Just Three Things. That’s All. Tricia Lott Williford May 21, 2013 4 Comments “I hate you!” I hear one brother mutter to another in the backseat. I gasp dramatically and pull the car… Read more
Can’t Take Her Anywhere Tricia Lott Williford May 15, 2013 1 Comment At lunch today, one of my earbuds fell out of my ear and into Thousand Island Dressing on the sandwich… Read more
My Dishwasher is Emotionally Needy. Tricia Lott Williford May 10, 2013 3 Comments My dishwasher beeps when she’s finished washing the dishes. Beeps incessantly. Okay, not incessantly. But five beeps every three minutes… Read more
Paid in Full Tricia Lott Williford May 2, 2013 8 Comments Remember that time back in December when I was having esophageal spasms that were like bacon frying in my chest,… Read more
Sometimes the ‘ci’ makes the ‘sh’ sound. Tricia Lott Williford April 30, 2013 4 Comments There was no one behind the counter at Barnes & Noble, but then a late-teenage girl called to me from… Read more
