I am writing in the library today. A mom and her little girl - probably four years old - walked by my spot near the movie section, and I heard the little girl begging her mom to get her The Naked Movie.
Mom: "I'm sorry, what? I don't understand what you're asking me."
Daughter: "I want to see The Naked Movie. With the naked guy."
Mom: "When have you ever seen a movie with a naked guy?"
Daughter: "Mommy, you know. The Naked Movie. With the naked guy."
Mom: "Show me. Show me the movie you want to see. Pick it out and show me which one."
They walk past me, on a mission. I hear the mom start to laugh.
"Honey, his name is Tarzan."
Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee ...!