Greetings Cards and Shock Value

A few highlights from our collection of Father’s Day cards:

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(from the boys to Peter)

Front:

Today, you are King.

Inside:

Your subjects are really lazy and don’t listen very well, but hey, you’re the King.

Handwritten Message:
So true.  Sorry we are jerks sometimes.

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from Tyler to my dad:

Front:

(An old man standing in front of the Hoover Dam)

Inside:

I bought you the best dam card I could find.

Message:

Thank you so much for my dam mom.
I love her and I love you.

(Notice: no n.  So I am allowed.)

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From Tyler to Peter:

Front:

(picture of a little donkey riding on top of a big donkey)

Inside:

Thank you for putting up with me, even when I was a pain in the… well, you know.

Message:
I changed the words to “even though I am.”  Because I am sometimes.

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From me to my dad:

Front:

You’re the Best Dad.

Inside:

All the dads who aren’t you suck.

But when dad read it aloud, he thought it said, “All the dads who aren’t.  You Suck.”

So pretty much I feel like we are all winning in the Father’s Day department.