A few highlights from our collection of Father’s Day cards:
(from the boys to Peter)
Today, you are King.
Your subjects are really lazy and don’t listen very well, but hey, you’re the King.
So true. Sorry we are jerks sometimes.
from Tyler to my dad:
(An old man standing in front of the Hoover Dam)
I bought you the best dam card I could find.
Thank you so much for my dam mom.
I love her and I love you.
(Notice: no n. So I am allowed.)
From Tyler to Peter:
(picture of a little donkey riding on top of a big donkey)
Thank you for putting up with me, even when I was a pain in the… well, you know.
I changed the words to “even though I am.” Because I am sometimes.
From me to my dad:
You’re the Best Dad.
All the dads who aren’t you suck.
But when dad read it aloud, he thought it said, “All the dads who aren’t. You Suck.”
So pretty much I feel like we are all winning in the Father’s Day department.