A few highlights from our collection of Father's Day cards:
***
(from the boys to Peter)
Front:
Today, you are King.
Inside:
Your subjects are really lazy and don't listen very well, but hey, you're the King.
Handwritten Message:
So true. Sorry we are jerks sometimes.
***
from Tyler to my dad:
Front:
(An old man standing in front of the Hoover Dam)
Inside:
I bought you the best dam card I could find.
Message:
Thank you so much for my dam mom.
I love her and I love you.
(Notice: no n. So I am allowed.)
***
From Tyler to Peter:
Front:
(picture of a little donkey riding on top of a big donkey)
Inside:
Thank you for putting up with me, even when I was a pain in the... well, you know.
Message:
I changed the words to "even though I am." Because I am sometimes.
***
From me to my dad:
Front:
You're the Best Dad.
Inside:
All the dads who aren't you suck.
But when dad read it aloud, he thought it said, "All the dads who aren't. You Suck."
So pretty much I feel like we are all winning in the Father's Day department.
