So Close, And Yet… NOPE.


“Mom, can you bring me the crunches?”

“Buddy, the word is crutches.”

“Right.  Crunches.”

“No.  Crutches.”

“Crrrunches.  Crrrr-onch-es.  Cronches.”

“Let me help you.  Just take out the n.  Tuck, say much.”


“Say touch.”


“Say such.”


“Say crutch.”


“Nope… You know what? Say wheelchair.”


Tricia Lott Williford

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