"Poppa, if a bear came after us, would you let him eat us? Or would you fight him?"
"I would definitely fight that bear. I would risk my own life before I would let a bear take you."
"Okay, thank you, Poppa."
Pause.
"I mean, Poppa, I'm not saying that you're big. I'm just saying... a bear could make a much better meal out of you."
