My son chose a pumpkin design of Level Three-Pumpkin difficulty, then he lost interest and asked me to finish it.
Now he is calling it the fattest and worstest pumpkin ever, and he promises he'll never let me do it again.
I simply reminded him that I didn't want to do it for him even this time.
You want help? Choose triangle eyes and a toothy grin.
Not a freaking headless horseman.
The shanks we get sometimes ......