"Mom. Do you honestly need a suitcase that big?"
And then, "Ugh. You said we were leaving at 3:00. It is 2:45. Do you realize it's almost time? Because you don't look ready."
And then, "Mom, do you see now why it's a good idea to put your credit card in the same place every time you're finished?"
"Tuck. I would really like to call you Robb Williford right now."
"Go ahead, if you want."
Meanwhile, "Tyler, I think there is one more suitcase downstairs."
"Well, if there is, I'm a chicken."