“Mom. Do you honestly need a suitcase that big?”

And then, “Ugh. You said we were leaving at 3:00. It is 2:45. Do you realize it’s almost time? Because you don’t look ready.”

And then, “Mom, do you see now why it’s a good idea to put your credit card in the same place every time you’re finished?”

“Tuck. I would really like to call you Robb Williford right now.”

“Go ahead, if you want.”

Meanwhile, “Tyler, I think there is one more suitcase downstairs.”

“Well, if there is, I’m a chicken.”

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