Robb and I had this foolproof plan. With our collective energies and varied interests, with his left brain and my right, with his love for the periodic table and my affection for the dictionary, our kids' school projects would be a snap.
And we planned for our kids to benefit greatly from our unified expertise. I would help them with english and literature assignments, and he would help them with math equations and science experiments.
Then Robb went to heaven, taking all his science expertise, logical preferences, and the left side of our brain with him. And now it's time for the early-elementary science fair.
(Do you hear that slow and methodical click-click-click that's getting louder and faster? It's my anxiety. Inching up the first hill of the Magnum.)
(A shout-out to Cedar Point and all of you in northeast Ohio, America's RollerCoast.)
I pretended not to notice the paperwork about the science fair, since - after all - it is optional until fourth grade. And then my children came home all hyped up about the science fair, optional or not, as if it's just a matter of mixing together egg yolks and mustard and leaving the bowl out overnight.
"We are not doing the science fair." I put myself to sleep with this mantra every night.
And so, guess what though? We're doing the science fair. Scientific Question, Hypothesis, Recorded Method, and a tri-fold display and all.
Because every once in a while I get a glimpse down the road, a decade or two, and I can't handle the fallout from this seemingly small and insignificant decision. My children could become riddled with their own science anxiety, haters of learning, all because their mother said no when she could have say yes, so long ago when it was all so much easier, involving celery and food coloring or a jar that has been cracked with the fascinating expansion of water in the freezer.
But no. She said no. And so now, they don't know anything and they've become afraid to ask why.
I nixxed the celery and the food coloring, though I encourage you to give it a try if you'd like to know how chlorophyll or photosynthesis or pollenization or food coloring works. Something like that.
Anyway, we're turning the ol' volcano experiment on its head by asking: Will a balloon explode from the chemical reaction of baking soda and vinegar?
Stay tuned, folks. Stay tuned.
(Google says yes. And they promise me an easy cleanup.)
I totally agree! I loathe the science fair. I conveniently schedule our vacation during this time each year.
I believe in you for this one, Tricia. I went around to my student's science fair experiments and listened to them explain them with the pride and satisfaction that was just *different* than if they were talking about something they hadn't experienced. Being the expert on something sciencey is something both your boys will rock...because it's all about a great story. One with a boom and a fizz and a pop. And if we have learned anything about you guys, the Willifords are GREAT storytellers. They'll make you proud. And you'll make us proud. Because you can even rock science fairs, my friend. Science-schmience. There's a great story just waiting to be told.
In our house it is just the opposite
Easy cleanup? You believed that? Bwaaahahaha!
Thank God for the internet and Google.