She complimented me on my green pen, and then she asked me to put it away.

Yes, your honor, jury commissioner.

The questionnaire asks:

What is your occupation?
Author. Just ask amazon.

What does your spouse do?
Many things I envy on a daily basis.

How do you keep up on the news:
Facebook.

What music do you listen to?
Sara Bareilles.

What tv do you watch?
Parenthood.

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Just kidding. I didn’t answer that way. But wouldn’t it have been great if I had?

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