She complimented me on my green pen, and then she asked me to put it away.
Yes, your honor, jury commissioner.
The questionnaire asks:
What is your occupation?
Author. Just ask amazon.
What does your spouse do?
Many things I envy on a daily basis.
How do you keep up on the news:
Facebook.
What music do you listen to?
Sara Bareilles.
What tv do you watch?
Parenthood.
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Just kidding. I didn't answer that way. But wouldn't it have been great if I had?
I agree, you TOTALLY, should have answered the questions as described above! Mike was called for jury duty several months ago and listed "trophy wife" as my occupation (since I was furious he put "home maker" on a different form earlier this year) as a dare. He was questioned about it, but did get picked to serve. I just hope people in town don't think I think I'm a trophy...:)
What? Those answers seem perfectly reasonable to me!
I would have paid money for the ability to see those answers on a questionnaire. Hard cash. Extra for green ink as well.