Once upon a time, two little boys got scissors out of the art bucket and cut their hair after bedtime.
And before their hair had recovered from the indignity, they colored mustaches on their faces. With Sharpie.
And their mother, the fair maiden, just chalked it up to boyhood nonsense and did nothing about it. Because sometimes it's just best to let it ride.
Perhaps even pretend you didn't notice. Just once in a while.
And they all lived happily ever after.