“Tyler, can I taste that?”

“You wouldn’t like it, Tuck.  It tastes like shoes.”

Well, that’s one approach to keep your brother from eating your snack.

* * *

“Mommy?  I tried this juice, and I just really don’t like it.”

Well, Tuck, that’s because you poured yourself eight ounces of homemade salad dressing.

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