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Tyler, in a perpetual effort to get into my stuff, slathered himself with a cucumber-based lotion.

He sniffed the inside of his elbow.

Sniff. Sniff, sniff.

“Mommy, this is ranch dressing, isn’t it?!”

Tricia Lott Williford

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  1. LOL, LOL That’s great! Thanks for the comic relief. 🙂

  2. And he should know!

  3. “yes honey, this is the same lotion that the jolly green giant and little green spout and the people of the hidden valley use”.

  4. Too cute!!! You’ll never get better comic material than you get from your kids…

  5. Ha! That’s funny. The other day I was making egg salad, and I let my kids smell the celery seed to see if they could identify it. (I didn’t expect them to.) My five year old sniffed it, looked up at me quizzically, and guessed, “Mulch?”

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